does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
(Source: rigginsrigs)
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
i love my history teacher
(Source: screechingweasels)
A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
thank you.
‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.
wait what
